A Story Told in Michael Scott GIFs Local townie telling his dumb cohorts that his wife’s warehouse has no security cameras, housing millions worth of maple syrup. Inventory Inspector realizing 9,571 barrels of maple syrup missing. RCMP busts the thieves. The six idiots who thought they could rent space in the same warehouse to steal…
Month: December 2021
“The Evolution Of Santa Claus: A Rough Timeline”
A Story Told in Buddy the Elf GIFs Whatever Century the bible was written: “Lord Baby Jesus” 13th Century: “St. Nicholas” 17th Century: “Father Christmas” 19th Century: “Sinterklaas” 20th Century: “Santa Claus”
“Climate Change: Mother Nature VS. Humans”
A Story Told in Michael Scott GIFs Humans: “Earth has all of these natural resources, let’s use them!” Mother Nature: ” Yo, stop using these resources like they’re unlimited” Humans: “Fuck you, let’s charge for all of these resources and become filthy rich.” Mother Nature: “Fine, have it your way. ALL OF THE NATURAL DISASTERS”
“Major League Baseball Lockout (Collective Bargaining Agreement Negotiations)”
A Story Told in Step Brothers GIFs MLB Players: We would like more money from team profits MLB Owners: Well… we want to give you less of the profits MLB Players: MOAR MONIES!!!!! MLB Owners: Who are you again? MLB Lockout: 😭 UPDATED: After 99 day lockout and negotiations a new CBA has been ratified…