Every story as told in GIFs
A Story Told in Pepper Brooks GIFs Suffers first frozen penis in non Olympic event. Gets Olympic bid and main focus is on winning. Day of event, weather is so bad event gets delayed for two hours then shortened by 20km because it’s so cold. Decides against additional thermal layers. Suffers second frozen penis.
A Story told in Lucille Bluth GIFs 21 year old black athlete tests positive for weed, gets banned from competing at summer Olympics. 15 year old white athlete tests positive for trimetazidine (banned performance enhancer), is allowed to compete at winter Olympics. Asked “why ban the black girl and not the white girl?” Olympic officials….
A Story told in Andy Dwyer GIFs Guy lies to neighbor “You’re a criminal justice major? I’m a DEA agent” Imposter continues to lie “You want to become an agent? I’m looking for recruits to train!” During fake ride along, gets pulled over by cops. Tells officer he and female friend are into cosplay and…
A Story Told In Jim Brockmire GIFs Dallas strip clubs at 2 AM. Enjoying Dallas sex business’ at 4 AM. Dallas sex business’ threaten to sue city council for passing bill making the business close between 2am -6am (most profitable hours.). Dallas sex business’ making a case for staying open all night. City council still…