Every story as told in GIFs
A Story Told In Frank Reynolds GIFs Surveillance video shows 23 year old guy going all UFC on the police department glass door at 2:30am. Tip from the public leads police to the man, he watches the video and admits “Yea, that’s me. I do dumb things when I get drunk.” Person said he had…
A Story Told In Homer Simpson GIFs So fucked up he can’t find his car, so he steals one to drive around to find his car with “full intentions to return stolen car”. Gets stolen car stuck on a train track and escapes from car right before train hits it. (sending the car into nearby…
A Story Told In Ben Wyatt GIFs Hey you know what’s a dumb concept? Metaverse beer! Let’s jump on the bandwagon and make a really dumb campaign about our metabeer. OMG this campaign is so hilariously dumb and everyone is going to love it. HAHAHAHA everyone agrees with us that this is the dumbest publicity…
A Story Told In Ron Burgundy GIFs Instafamous model happy in a relationship with lots of fans online. Feeling hurt after getting broken up with. When the reality sets in that the relationship is over and he isn’t coming back. Deciding to get revenge on the ex by spending $1000 on an ad campaign to…
A Story Told in Pepper Brooks GIFs Suffers first frozen penis in non Olympic event. Gets Olympic bid and main focus is on winning. Day of event, weather is so bad event gets delayed for two hours then shortened by 20km because it’s so cold. Decides against additional thermal layers. Suffers second frozen penis.
A Story told in Lucille Bluth GIFs 21 year old black athlete tests positive for weed, gets banned from competing at summer Olympics. 15 year old white athlete tests positive for trimetazidine (banned performance enhancer), is allowed to compete at winter Olympics. Asked “why ban the black girl and not the white girl?” Olympic officials….
A Story told in Andy Dwyer GIFs Guy lies to neighbor “You’re a criminal justice major? I’m a DEA agent” Imposter continues to lie “You want to become an agent? I’m looking for recruits to train!” During fake ride along, gets pulled over by cops. Tells officer he and female friend are into cosplay and…
A Story Told In Jim Brockmire GIFs Dallas strip clubs at 2 AM. Enjoying Dallas sex business’ at 4 AM. Dallas sex business’ threaten to sue city council for passing bill making the business close between 2am -6am (most profitable hours.). Dallas sex business’ making a case for staying open all night. City council still…
A Story Told in Phil Dunphy GIFs Lying about your identity to unknowing drunk girls at a college party. Knowingly giving herpes to drunk girl. Woman confronting you after learning you gave her herpes. Being the face of the NFL and not having to deal with consequences of your actions.
A Story Told in Sterling Archer GIFs Gains “fame” from being on a reality tv show. Needs to find a job after stint on show is over. Learns the gross and deprived will buy anything on the internet, starts selling jars of farts. Suffers fart attack medical emergency.