A Story Told in Leslie Knope GIFs 19th Century archeologists excavating a bronze aged mound from 5,500 years ago. Searchers unearth weird tube shaped objects made of gold and silver, decorated with bulls and other random animals. Fast forward a 100 years, archeologists re-examines weird object and notice a residue consisting of starch, phytoliths and…
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“Rude Person Gives Hotel Employee a Hard Time”
A Story Told In Jack McFarland GIFs Walks in with a reservation for the wrong hotel. Demands reservation for the wrong hotel to be honored. Freaks out when the front desk person says they are booked. Left speechless when the employee shows them to the rooftop to prove the person is wrong.
“Texas Teacher Makes Covid Positive Kid Ride In Trunk To Testing Site”
A Story Told in Adam Demamp GIFs Finds out kid is Covid positive. Makes Covid positive kid get in the trunk of the car to go get tested again. Tells testing professional Covid positive kid is in trunk. Listening to the testing professional yell at them about the kid being in the trunk.
“The Aaron Rodgers Saga”
A Story Told in Ron Swanson GIFs NFL to Aaron Rodgers “Are you vaccinated?” Aaron Rodgers to the NFL “I’m immunized.” Aaron Rodgers gets Covid-19 and isn’t vaccinated. Aaron Rodgers to everyone calling him an anti-vaxxer.
“Want To Live 100 Years? Get Monkey Balls! Radical 1930’s Experiment”
A Story Told In Randy Marsh GIFs Testing the hypothesis. Observing progress. Recording side-effects. Research & results. Wishful dreams of social acceptance in the future.
“Baboons Guide To Breaking Up: Honesty”
A Story Told in Alexis Rose GIFs Social group is too big. Difference of opinion. Changing interest. Prioritizing needs.
“Amazing True Story Of The Cam Model Who Shot Herself In The Vagina”
A Story Told in Dwight Schrute GIFs Opening Scene Build Up THE MAIN EVENT Chaos Ensues Moral Of The Story
“The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist”
A Story Told in Michael Scott GIFs Local townie telling his dumb cohorts that his wife’s warehouse has no security cameras, housing millions worth of maple syrup. Inventory Inspector realizing 9,571 barrels of maple syrup missing. RCMP busts the thieves. The six idiots who thought they could rent space in the same warehouse to steal…
“The Evolution Of Santa Claus: A Rough Timeline”
A Story Told in Buddy the Elf GIFs Whatever Century the bible was written: “Lord Baby Jesus” 13th Century: “St. Nicholas” 17th Century: “Father Christmas” 19th Century: “Sinterklaas” 20th Century: “Santa Claus”
“Climate Change: Mother Nature VS. Humans”
A Story Told in Michael Scott GIFs Humans: “Earth has all of these natural resources, let’s use them!” Mother Nature: ” Yo, stop using these resources like they’re unlimited” Humans: “Fuck you, let’s charge for all of these resources and become filthy rich.” Mother Nature: “Fine, have it your way. ALL OF THE NATURAL DISASTERS”