A Story Told In Jean-Ralphio Saperstein GIFs This piece of shit knowingly catfished vulnerable up and coming social influencers by using fake aliases to build relationships with them on false pretenses. After gaining victims trust through video calls and fake online connections White Plastic as he refers to himself continued to be awful to those…
“Man Farts In Cops Face, Gets Three Years In Jail”
A Story Told In Kevin Malone GIFs Perpetrator stole $38 dollars worth of beer from the store. Somehow during the arrest the police officer found his face in an awkward place. This is when the thief farts in the police officer’s face. The guy pleaded guilty to robbery, shoplifting, possession of a blade and criminal…
“Idiot Mistake Leads To Massive Wildfire”
A Story Told In Troy Barnes GIFs Man sees a spider outside on a mountain ridge and freaks out. He comes up with the solution to burn the spider to death. Idiotic act to burn the spider leads to 60 acres being burned down by a massive wildfire. Gets arrested after a controlled substance and…
“Forget Pills, Canadian Doctors Can Prescribe National Park Passes To Fix Illnesses”
A Story Told In Ron Swanson GIFs “Hey doc, I’m not feeling too well. Life is hard”. Canada gets creative not wanting to over prescribe pills for illnesses. Nature is a great way to get out and experience the beauty and calmness. Finding your Zen helps replenish hope and happiness organically. This program is a…
“Decathlete Wardrobe Malfunction Leads To Lost Race”
A Story Told In Tobias Funke GIFs 18 year old athlete getting ready for his race decided that his underwear was too restrictive so he took them off. Starts the race off well passing two rivals to be in the front of the group. But in the final straight he slows down considerably, grabbing toward…
“Energy Company To Everyone: Stop Hanging Signs On Power Lines”
A Story Told In Brick Tamland GIFs Anti-government signs zip-tied to power lines started popping up (which is a really dumb thing to do). Local energy company says the power lines are live and require specialty heat resistant tools and protective gear to work on… AND are more than 23 feet high noting that a…
“Naked Man Arrested For Public Intoxication”
A Story Told In Frank The Tank GIFs Innocently starting out your night with a beverage. Consuming copious amounts of alcohol to become inebriated. Somewhere along the line decided it was a good idea to leave your house without clothes on. Arrested by the cops because you’re blacked out naked at 2am walking around a…
“Professional Athlete Visits Strip Club, Gets Unique Nickname”
A Story Told In Andy Bernard GIFs Plays basketball for 15 years without any real media incidents. Team is in the NBA 2020 playoffs that had “bubble rules” where they couldn’t leave the premise but leaves and is photographed at a strip club. Media outlets post pics and the NBA forces him to quarantine for…
“Hazing Is A Timeless Tradition”
A Story Told In Dennis Reynolds GIFs Even in the Roman times there were soldiers annoyed having to deal with the weird guy in their group. Looking to make a joke at his expense, they carve “the shitter” after his name on a wall. Not satisfied just yet with the original joke, they carve a…
“New Superhero Alert: Breastfeeding Mom”
A Story Told In April Ludgate GIFs Having a calm morning taking care of her infant child. Hears squawking pet goose outside. Sees a bald eagle trying to kill and fly away with the family pet goose. Supermom swings into action chasing off the bird of prey while saving her pet goose with her infant…