Every story as told in GIFs
A Story Told In Joffrey Baratheon GIFs “The slap”: 39 year old employee pats shit bag Giuliani on the back saying “Hey, you fucking scumbag” as he walks past. Clearly Giuliani’s fragile ego is hurt and reacts by claiming he’s been attacked! Angry that the store employee disagrees with his politics, Giuliani has the cops…
A Story Told In Ilana Wexler GIFs Waiting in line for a concert when you’re handed a voucher for a “free personality test”. Realizing the music venue was right next to the Scientology Building. Cultist infiltrate line of concert goers passing out propaganda. Brainwashed crazies offered to hold music fans spot in line if they…
A Story Told In Captain America GIFs Manager of the San Francisco Giants wrote a blog post about the sad state of the United States after the one millionth school shooting that killed multiple people. Exclaiming that people in America are no longer free or brave if we keep allowing these shootings (that includes all…
A Story Told In Dr. Gregory House GIFs Boasted about trashing females resumes to their face in interviews. Also told them to “go have some kids, don’t worry, I’m smarter than you”. Always recommended against hiring women. Twitter users band together to tell this coward off in an on slot of responses causing him to…
A Story Told In Carlton Banks GIFs Learned from other users to wear clothing not approved at amusement park to get a free shirt. Shoots a video of herself wearing a revealing shirt she knew she wouldn’t be permitted into the park wearing. Rolls up to event staff expecting a free shirt. Event staff says…
A Story Told In Eric Cartman GIFs Voters are upset with Susan Collins for not voting against SCOTUS nominees that voted to overturn Roe v Wade. Calls cops to investigate pro-abortion message written in chalk on the sidewalk outside her house. Police said chalk message was harmless and there was no crime committed. Picturing all…
A Story Told In Bernie Sanders GIFs First person in line waited for 10 hours in the rain, said “it’s a challenge”. Second couple in line showed up at 5am, walking from their home a mile away. A person interviewed said “It was worth it… and if I had to do it again, I probably…
A Story Told In The Hangover GIFs Drunk bros boarding a plane realizing Mike Tyson is on the same flight. Tyson was gracious enough to take pics and chat with the inebriates initially. After a while Tyson being patient, asks them to please let him be. One of the overly excited “fan” continues to be…
A Story Told In Buster Bluth GIFs Florida (I cannot emphasize this enough: SHOCKER) couple agrees to let their wedding caterer serve wedding food laced with weed. Guests start complaining about various ailments not knowing they’re tripping balls. Guest asks groom if the olive oil had weed in it and he giddily responds “Yes”. Police…
A Story Told In Joe Dirt GIFs Women goes visits national park. Uses the restroom and drops her phone in the toilet! Instead of cutting her loses, tries to be a hero and rescue her shit covered phone. FALLS INTO THE SHIT. Firefighters respond to her 911 call that she fell into a toilet and…